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mmmarui

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I think I'm feeling homesick.

Or maybe it's just the head trauma. Who knows.

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mmmarui

Is the reminder electricity.

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chickens

Just a very, very mild shock of electricity. Barely any damage at all.

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mmmarui

You try it out on yourself first and tell me how it goes.

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chickens

Already did it, years ago. Why do you think I'm so successfully emotionally dead inside all the time?

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mmmarui

That's messed up btw

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chickens

Okay Marui, I need help again

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mmmarui

Already? I'm still thinking about what I want from you from last time.

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chickens

oh yeah that's right I gave you an IOU. Let me know. Something for Kirihara's birthday?

Yes. The situation changed.

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mmmarui

Maybe. Or maybe a beanbag chair.

So you're topping now?

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chickens

Oh I can do that.

No. The finger up the ass experiment was inconclusive and Jin suggested I actually be horny when I try it. So I need to schedule it.

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mmmarui

Wait......... two beanbag chairs.

Do you actually even get horny? Just asking.

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chickens

Oh? one for you and one for your feet?

I do. Rarely.

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mmmarui

No, one for me and one for Akaya. Boom, birthday done.

Tragic.

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chickens

Can do.

And this is where my problem lies. Because okay, I could schedule it fine with Tachibana because he's basically a monk and very patient with going at my pace. But... I've just realised that there's now two people. And I dunno, Jin gets really pent up and stressed and I don't want him smoking his lungs and liver away.

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mmmarui

Excuse me?

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chickens

oh sorry, Jin as in Akutsu. Did you know his given name I can't remember.

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mmmarui

Okay let's clear this up first, because this makes it sound like you're dating Akutsu.

Are you dating Akutsu????

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chickens

... we have a thing

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mmmarui

An exclusive thing? Because that's the only way I can see you worrying about if he'd getting his rocks off or not.

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chickens

um. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. But they're talking and I'm stressing.

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mmmarui

Oh my god I can't believe they're sharing you

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chickens

Me either. I was freaking out because holy shit I thought it was going to be the most awkward thing in the world, but then Jin was all "you know we can share right?" and that's a thing??? people do??? I don't know. But now I'm worrying about him getting pent up and the fact that he doesn't sleep with virgins???? But he did say he'd make an exception for me but I don't know if he was serious or just trying to keep me on guard because I'd called him out for all the sex jokes before being empty threats