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[mmmarui]

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I think I'm feeling homesick.

Or maybe it's just the head trauma. Who knows.

Comments

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Did you never watch movies or TV growing up?

People get off on everything. Everything. If you can think of it, there's someone somewhere who thinks it's sexy.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Not really. I found movies boring and I just liked poking holes in the plot inconsistencies of TV shows with my family. I have a few films that I liked though.

I see. What's your 'kink'?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

'Cause those would be a good place to start for emulating how to sound like a normal human being when it comes to compliments.

I want an extra favour for that info.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

I mean, I wasn't lying about his running, I do think it's admirable. I can only run like 25 m, so. And he runs and holds a conversation simultaneously, it's very clever.

Hrmm. What's the favour?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Yeah, he's fit. You just said it weird.

What, I have to pick now?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

He said he would be fine if I slept lying on top of him and his internal organs wouldn't be crushed by my weight. Also quite admirable.

Yes? Alternatively I can trade information with you?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

That's because if Gakuto is a chihuahua, you're a greyhound.

I can't think of something that fast, my head hurts. What kind of info? You've already been giving me a bunch for free.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... and what are you, a corgi?

Shall I give you access to my Information About People file directory?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

I'm not THAT short.

Sounds sketchy, sure.

First of all I'm into being dominated and pushed around. Rough handling, dirty talk. On the other hand, being pampered is good too. Getting your ass ate? A+. Ken-chan is great at that. Aaaand I like stuff in my mouth. ✌️

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Wait, foodplay. Can't believe I forgot foodplay.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Just thought of a few more, I don't know how much detail you want.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... I see. No, keep going, this is fascinating

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

I'm pretty vanilla honestly. I like getting cummed in and on. But that ties back to dominance and oral stuff and food.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Interesting. Thank you for all the information.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Uh huh. Don't know what good it's gonna do you.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

okay so I spoke to both of them and apparently Tachibana is the more jealous one. And has agreed to let me practice on him.

Any pointers?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

I don't know if there's any hope for your head game, honestly. You don't even like food.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

wow that's rude and worrying

well, thankfully tachibana is nice and patient and quite good at it, I'm sure he'll help me out

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Don't worry about it. He'll probably think it's cute that you're slobbering all over him.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... that sounds so disgusting wtf

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Yeah slobber isn't the goal fyi.