Marui

Alright, the hurdles for getting any worm meat? Are stupidly high. I'm kinda at the point where even looking at them makes me wanna cry. And I have. But like, a normal amount.

BUUUUTTTTT the forms for dumb little crabs are WAY easier, and since science has now cleared them as non-toxic, you better believe I'm gonna fry some of those suckers up. Probably with garlic. You guys have no clue how psyched I am about having fresh garlic now.

Even if they end up tasting like (garlicky) drywall it'll make a good tie-in with this month's vid, which is a lot of me screaming and stomping. Not super dignified, but the views will be good if the last expedition video is anything to go by

Ugh, this is a pain in the butt. You have no idea how much produce we keep at room temperature until room temperature isn't a thing anymore, I'm not kidding when I say I spent the last 16 hours running the flash freezer to keep this stuff from going rotten. All my beautiful fresh tomatoes...

Anyway I'm doing meal prep in the walk-in if you need something cool to eat or drink, and if you drop off your melted ice packs I'll put them back in the freezer so we dont run out of cold ones. Sharing is caring etc etc

Kenya: fancy running shoes (can never have enough of those), iguana treats, some kind of sexy outfit

Zaizen: Something zenzai flavoured, a 4x6 print of a candid photo he had someone take of all three of them together, and a note telling him to "give me warning I'm gonna like you so much next time so I have time to buy you a proper gift"

Kirihara: The latest physical copies of his favourite manga, a new custom controller for the game system they play the most, a stupid amount of snacks (lots of beef jerky & weird animal jerky,) trick gum, other little stupid things he thought Kirihara would like. Absolutely spoiled the kid.

Jirou: Pocky. SO much Pocky. Like, an entire pallet full. Also, one of his youtube plaques.

Tachibana: some obscure ingredients from remote colonies that are hard to get

Gakuto: This t-shirt

Ibu: A gift basket with various different expensive hair products

Yukimura: (insert seeds for hard to get variety of plant here)

Akutsu: A digital subscription to a motorcycle/car/mechanical magazine, along with a note saying something along the lines of 'I'd already bought it, so I hope you like it'

Kin: A sound box that plays REALLY loud leopard noises (remote controlled or motion sensing, for your pranking pleasure)

Chitose: A mood ring. Namaste, bro

Mizuki: Rose macarons

Everyone above, and everyone else (except Sanada who gets nothing): fancy baked goods. Marui is absolutely showing off his skills with it

Looks like things got approved and everyone's getting a free meal on Wednesday. Just a little something to look forward to, me or Tachibana will drop the details later ;)

( Screened to Kenya and Zaizen )

Security is having a department sanctioned death match in the gym right now who wants to go watch with me?

Can you fill the forms out so Command will let me see Ibu's footage from the last expedition? I wanna use it for therapy reasons and they said it had to go through you.

Million credit idea: another pool, but surround it with sand this time so I can pretend I'm at the beach. Maybe put up a few palm trees and a tiki bar for atmosphere.

How about it engineering, think you can squeeze it in?

So I know we're all from different places and everything, but we're all on for halloween, right? As the second most delicious holiday after free slurpee day, it's something Yomi can't miss out on. Culturally. It's our job as the planet's first colonists to shape the place's celebrations and keep it from being boring as hell.

Ohtori, you're in charge of parties, right? Are we on??

New look new me

[Marui with short hair & ears and tongue pierced dot jpeg]

Sucks to be everyone else but I just won a lifetime's supply of Toblerone from a contest that I forgot I even entered and they're contractually obligated to send it all the way out here free of charge sooooo ballers stay balling ✌️