Marui

I just spent the last few hours worrying about the big crawler Byodoin is bringing back to base, and I've come to the conclusion that worrying is a dumb, tiring waste of time. Therefore, I'm going to reassert dominance over my own brain by cooking (normal sized) crawlers and eating them. Apparently they don't taste great, but that's because no one who knows what they're doing has tried to cook them yet. @ mining outpost people catch me some bugs plz thnx.

( Screened to Akutsu )

Y'know, I'm getting really tired of this whole nightmare thing. I'm already tired enough without sticking crappy sleep on top of my problems. Can I do anything about it? Probably not. But the next person to throw stuff on me while I'm sleeping is getting their ass kicked.

Tachibana, Niou, you were gonna fix the replicator, right? Let me in on that. I know some tricks that'll help with calibration, I've done this before. It'll give me something to do since I can't do much else anymore. You know I'm banned from the pool until I'm better? There's no justice anywhere.

Last weekend of freedom, here we go 😔✌️

Hey Akaya, I'm gonna see how many pieces of gum I can fit into my mouth at once, wanna watch?

Leave a message for Bunta-chama here ☆⌒(≧▽​° )

I got all my editing done today, nothing like a good mood to spur creativity. I think I'm gonna celebrate by playing a little VR, so if anyone wants to get their butt kicked by a professional come by and see me. I'll even think about going easy on you if you ask nicely.

Dr Oshitari-- I owe you something nice. What do you like to eat?

Jirou-- Come by whenever you're free and you can see the vids before I send them. Call it a top tier perk.

This pool is great and everything, but would it really have killed them to put in a slide or something? We're not all old people who wanna swim laps. Couple of other things might be nice while I'm at it, a basketball hoop, a hot tub, a mini bar... I don't mind being the ideas guy if someone else wants to start working on the logistics side of things.

Baked a bunch of muffins and cheese buns this morning, so those are still in the mess hall if you wanna help yourself. Akaya, there's leftovers for you in the mini-fridge like normal. Good luck with your detention.

( Screened to Yanagi )

OH CRAP I MISSED 7ELEVEN DAY

I gotta fix this pronto. 7eleven said it's our birth-given right as human beings to have free slurpees one day a year and I'm not about to let my people down. Lounge bar, twenty minutes. Skip your shifts and tell your friends, cause we're having ✧slushies✧.

[OPEN LOG: Marui's in the lounge with two blenders, a bucket of ice, and a bunch of syrup and juice (replicator made, sorry) making low-tech slushies for who ever wants one. He's set up on a hijacked card table in front of the bar, because it turns out the bartender bots don't like people messing with their stuff. Who knew.

So come get yourself a slushie.]