(○♡∀♡) [Screened to Kenya and Zaizen bc no one else wants to see this shit]

[mmmarui]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY TWO FAVOURITE HEAT SOURCES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ What did you guys make me?

[Kenya gets a life-sized chocolate iguana and Zaizen gets the more normal but still delicious pile of experimental red bean chocolates and pastries. He went just a LITTLE overboard.]

Comments

[z_hikaru]

Happy Valentines day. Come get your chocolate.

[mmmarui]

Chocolate? For me??? You shouldn't have ♥

[oshitari_kenya]

...Um. I tried.

[Picture of the grossest looking chocolates the world ever did see]

[mmmarui]

...Ken-chan I would have helped you.

That's okay, between what me and Zaizen made there's lots to go around, AND it's super ultra cute that you tried ♥

[oshitari_kenya]

I just wanted to make you guys something nice...

[mmmarui]

Did it just suddenly turn weird even though you followed the recipe?

[oshitari_kenya]

Recipe?

[mmmarui]

................................Ken-chan you're so cute.

[oshitari_kenya]

That's good because I certainly am not good at cooking.

[mmmarui]

You don't have to be, that's what you have me for ♥ We balance each other out

[oshitari_kenya]

<3

...I do wish I could have made you something nice for Valentines Day.

[mmmarui]

Next time I'll help you with it. For this year, you still have all night to do nice things

[oshitari_kenya]

Okay!

[mmmarui]

Actually... come meet me in the kitchen in five minutes ;)

[oshitari_kenya]

Um...Tachibana-san isn't gonna like it if we have sex in the kitchen.

[mmmarui]

We're not gonna have sex in the kitchen I'd get kicked out forever. We're gonna make chocolate sauce and then have sex in the bedroom.

[oshitari_kenya]

Oh, okay!!!