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mmmarui

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I think I'm feeling homesick.

Or maybe it's just the head trauma. Who knows.

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mmmarui

Wait......... two beanbag chairs.

Do you actually even get horny? Just asking.

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chickens

Oh? one for you and one for your feet?

I do. Rarely.

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mmmarui

No, one for me and one for Akaya. Boom, birthday done.

Tragic.

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chickens

Can do.

And this is where my problem lies. Because okay, I could schedule it fine with Tachibana because he's basically a monk and very patient with going at my pace. But... I've just realised that there's now two people. And I dunno, Jin gets really pent up and stressed and I don't want him smoking his lungs and liver away.

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mmmarui

Excuse me?

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chickens

oh sorry, Jin as in Akutsu. Did you know his given name I can't remember.

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mmmarui

Okay let's clear this up first, because this makes it sound like you're dating Akutsu.

Are you dating Akutsu????

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chickens

... we have a thing

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mmmarui

An exclusive thing? Because that's the only way I can see you worrying about if he'd getting his rocks off or not.

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chickens

um. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. But they're talking and I'm stressing.

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mmmarui

Oh my god I can't believe they're sharing you

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chickens

Me either. I was freaking out because holy shit I thought it was going to be the most awkward thing in the world, but then Jin was all "you know we can share right?" and that's a thing??? people do??? I don't know. But now I'm worrying about him getting pent up and the fact that he doesn't sleep with virgins???? But he did say he'd make an exception for me but I don't know if he was serious or just trying to keep me on guard because I'd called him out for all the sex jokes before being empty threats

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mmmarui

It's called poly and it's a thing. Congrats at figuring that one out on your own I guess but uhh wow.

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chickens

marui I need help not congratulations

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mmmarui

About what?? I'm not psychic, I don't just automatically know what part of this is a problem in your mind.

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chickens

my low sex drive with now two people to try and eventually do something with? And I don't think they're going to want to be in the same room together

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mmmarui

First off, you're a mess. I absolutely need you to know that.

Second, I don't know? I guess there's supplements and drugs for libido, but it seems pretty sketchy to me and you'd be waiting three months to get them out here anyway. Maybe you can just get used to the idea that you might not be into it when they are and suck them off or something.

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chickens

Yes I'm very well aware. It's nothing new. Like how does one accidentally get two people in love?? it's very weird?

... Okay. Kippei did that to me and it was quite good. How would you suggest practising this? Like just, go in and ask them if I can practice on them? What if I'm terrible? Shoul I 3D print a dick and practice on that?

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mmmarui

It's normal and it happens all the time, but it's still a mess.

Honestly unless you're choking and gagging, do the first one. The idea of you sucking a 3D printed dildo alone in your bedroom is too sad even to be funny.

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chickens

I think I'm very lucky, Marui.

Okay. ... I don't even know who to ask. Start with the smaller one I assume?

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mmmarui

Considering everything else? Yeah. You are.

Nah, start with the more jealous one.

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chickens

Everything else??? Like what 'everything else'?

... I don't... know who's more jealous.

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mmmarui

Like the way you are as a human being.

Welp. Good luck.

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chickens

Me being a disaster human being?

... I mean. They get jealous of each other, but about really weird things that i think are kind of stupid? And not even real anyway.