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[mmmarui]

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I think I'm feeling homesick.

Or maybe it's just the head trauma. Who knows.

Comments

[mmmarui]

...what is it.

[chickens]

Oh just a small device that measures your emotions. And when they get too much, gives you a small reminder about why dead emotions are a good thing.

[mmmarui]

Is the reminder electricity.

[chickens]

Just a very, very mild shock of electricity. Barely any damage at all.

[mmmarui]

You try it out on yourself first and tell me how it goes.

[chickens]

Already did it, years ago. Why do you think I'm so successfully emotionally dead inside all the time?

[mmmarui]

That's messed up btw

Screened

[chickens]

Okay Marui, I need help again

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Already? I'm still thinking about what I want from you from last time.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

oh yeah that's right I gave you an IOU. Let me know. Something for Kirihara's birthday?

Yes. The situation changed.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Maybe. Or maybe a beanbag chair.

So you're topping now?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Oh I can do that.

No. The finger up the ass experiment was inconclusive and Jin suggested I actually be horny when I try it. So I need to schedule it.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Wait......... two beanbag chairs.

Do you actually even get horny? Just asking.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Oh? one for you and one for your feet?

I do. Rarely.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

No, one for me and one for Akaya. Boom, birthday done.

Tragic.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Can do.

And this is where my problem lies. Because okay, I could schedule it fine with Tachibana because he's basically a monk and very patient with going at my pace. But... I've just realised that there's now two people. And I dunno, Jin gets really pent up and stressed and I don't want him smoking his lungs and liver away.

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[mmmarui]

Excuse me?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

oh sorry, Jin as in Akutsu. Did you know his given name I can't remember.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Okay let's clear this up first, because this makes it sound like you're dating Akutsu.

Are you dating Akutsu????

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... we have a thing

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

An exclusive thing? Because that's the only way I can see you worrying about if he'd getting his rocks off or not.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

um. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. But they're talking and I'm stressing.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Oh my god I can't believe they're sharing you

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Me either. I was freaking out because holy shit I thought it was going to be the most awkward thing in the world, but then Jin was all "you know we can share right?" and that's a thing??? people do??? I don't know. But now I'm worrying about him getting pent up and the fact that he doesn't sleep with virgins???? But he did say he'd make an exception for me but I don't know if he was serious or just trying to keep me on guard because I'd called him out for all the sex jokes before being empty threats

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[mmmarui]

It's called poly and it's a thing. Congrats at figuring that one out on your own I guess but uhh wow.