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[mmmarui]

Helloooo Izanagi! Say welcome to your newest neighbour, ✧me✧, genius foodtuber Marui Bunta. (No pics, please ☆ ) It's been a long three months and it's time to have some fun, so point me to the kitchen and let's get cooking (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

By the way, anyone know where to get one of those carts on wheels? I still got stuff to bring down to my room and I don't wanna take twenty trips

Comments

[mmmarui]

Don't have one. What do you get out of asking all these weird questions?

[chickens]

I get a sense of your character.

Okay, hypothetical situation: you have a friend who is utterly convinced that wearing a bum bag is the height of fashion and has bought a designer leather one. Do you walk around the streets with them? Or do you just put your foot down before they even leave the house?

[mmmarui]

I've got thousands of hours of video of me online, watch a couple of those instead.

Depends on how well they pull it off and depends on how much I like the friend.

[chickens]

Sorry, no time. and people fake things in front of cameras.

I see. What about spinach in between the teeth? And you were talking to them? Would you tell them just so you didn't have to look at it, or let them suffer?

[mmmarui]

People fake things when you ask them questions, too.

Spinach, huh? I could really go for a spinach quiche right now. Wonder if they sent any with me.

[chickens]

People LIE in conversations?! Gosh golly, perhaps I need to start thinking about this.

What percentage of your day would you say you spend thinking about food?

[mmmarui]

Your questions are kinda annoying.

[chickens]

Only 'kinda annoying'? That's an upgrade.

[mmmarui]

Give it a couple weeks, maybe I'll be bored enough to change my mind.

[chickens]

I'm sure your fanclub will keep you entertained and busy enough.

Let me know if you want to escape, Akutagawa is scared of my chickens.

[mmmarui]

Ugh. Thanks.

[chickens]

Only open during the day though. You'll have to find somewhere else to hide if it's past working hours.

And if you go in without me, in pretty sure the chickens will swarm and smother you.

[mmmarui]

Is that normal chicken behaviour? Cuz it doesn't sound like it is.

[chickens]

I feel like they're getting in touch with their ancestral roots as dinosaurs. But also, they just love people. Like a 100-strong army of puppies, you know.

[mmmarui]

Uh huh... good to know, I guess.

[chickens]

Ok. I watched two hours worth of your videos on double speed. I feel marginally more knowledgeble about you.


Are you considering integrating worm meat into your cooking videos? I hear it's quite exciting and hallucinogenic.

[mmmarui]

Get me the toxicology report and we'll talk about it.

[chickens]

Ok. 24 hours of videos done. Fascinating. I enjoyed seeing your production style change over the years. I presume to match the changing algorithm of the video platform, and what your fans enjoy.

[mmmarui]

That's uh, really dedicated of you. Kinda creepy, but dedicated. I respect that.

[chickens]

What was the reason you seemed to abruptly end your Historical Street Eats Around Earth series? I was quite enjoying the deep dive into hotdogs and was very disappointed there was no huge finale episode. Also very disappointed you never did the competitive eating attempt on said hotdogs.

[mmmarui]

I got my passport revoked in New Egypt and by the time I got it back my Mars' Hidden Gems series was doing well enough there was no point going back. There was a hot dog finale though, but there was a DMC takedown thing with it so that one's gotta just live on in the hearts of my loyal viewers.

[chickens]

I see I see.

And the episode where you tried all the different types of pet foods and gave your unbiased opinion? Did your stomach actually manage to hold the food down?

[mmmarui]

The cat food pushed it but yeah, I managed. I've got a pretty tough stomach.