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[mmmarui]

Helloooo Izanagi! Say welcome to your newest neighbour, ✧me✧, genius foodtuber Marui Bunta. (No pics, please ☆ ) It's been a long three months and it's time to have some fun, so point me to the kitchen and let's get cooking (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

By the way, anyone know where to get one of those carts on wheels? I still got stuff to bring down to my room and I don't wanna take twenty trips

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[chickens]

I'm sure your fanclub will keep you entertained and busy enough.

Let me know if you want to escape, Akutagawa is scared of my chickens.

[mmmarui]

Ugh. Thanks.

[chickens]

Only open during the day though. You'll have to find somewhere else to hide if it's past working hours.

And if you go in without me, in pretty sure the chickens will swarm and smother you.

[mmmarui]

Is that normal chicken behaviour? Cuz it doesn't sound like it is.

[chickens]

I feel like they're getting in touch with their ancestral roots as dinosaurs. But also, they just love people. Like a 100-strong army of puppies, you know.

[mmmarui]

Uh huh... good to know, I guess.

[chickens]

Ok. I watched two hours worth of your videos on double speed. I feel marginally more knowledgeble about you.


Are you considering integrating worm meat into your cooking videos? I hear it's quite exciting and hallucinogenic.

[mmmarui]

Get me the toxicology report and we'll talk about it.

[chickens]

Ok. 24 hours of videos done. Fascinating. I enjoyed seeing your production style change over the years. I presume to match the changing algorithm of the video platform, and what your fans enjoy.

[mmmarui]

That's uh, really dedicated of you. Kinda creepy, but dedicated. I respect that.

[chickens]

What was the reason you seemed to abruptly end your Historical Street Eats Around Earth series? I was quite enjoying the deep dive into hotdogs and was very disappointed there was no huge finale episode. Also very disappointed you never did the competitive eating attempt on said hotdogs.

[mmmarui]

I got my passport revoked in New Egypt and by the time I got it back my Mars' Hidden Gems series was doing well enough there was no point going back. There was a hot dog finale though, but there was a DMC takedown thing with it so that one's gotta just live on in the hearts of my loyal viewers.

[chickens]

I see I see.

And the episode where you tried all the different types of pet foods and gave your unbiased opinion? Did your stomach actually manage to hold the food down?

[mmmarui]

The cat food pushed it but yeah, I managed. I've got a pretty tough stomach.