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[mmmarui]

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I think I'm feeling homesick.

Or maybe it's just the head trauma. Who knows.

Comments

Screened

[chickens]

Okay Marui, I need help again

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Already? I'm still thinking about what I want from you from last time.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

oh yeah that's right I gave you an IOU. Let me know. Something for Kirihara's birthday?

Yes. The situation changed.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Maybe. Or maybe a beanbag chair.

So you're topping now?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Oh I can do that.

No. The finger up the ass experiment was inconclusive and Jin suggested I actually be horny when I try it. So I need to schedule it.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Wait......... two beanbag chairs.

Do you actually even get horny? Just asking.

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[chickens]

Oh? one for you and one for your feet?

I do. Rarely.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

No, one for me and one for Akaya. Boom, birthday done.

Tragic.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Can do.

And this is where my problem lies. Because okay, I could schedule it fine with Tachibana because he's basically a monk and very patient with going at my pace. But... I've just realised that there's now two people. And I dunno, Jin gets really pent up and stressed and I don't want him smoking his lungs and liver away.

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[mmmarui]

Excuse me?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

oh sorry, Jin as in Akutsu. Did you know his given name I can't remember.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Okay let's clear this up first, because this makes it sound like you're dating Akutsu.

Are you dating Akutsu????

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... we have a thing

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[mmmarui]

An exclusive thing? Because that's the only way I can see you worrying about if he'd getting his rocks off or not.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

um. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. But they're talking and I'm stressing.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Oh my god I can't believe they're sharing you

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Me either. I was freaking out because holy shit I thought it was going to be the most awkward thing in the world, but then Jin was all "you know we can share right?" and that's a thing??? people do??? I don't know. But now I'm worrying about him getting pent up and the fact that he doesn't sleep with virgins???? But he did say he'd make an exception for me but I don't know if he was serious or just trying to keep me on guard because I'd called him out for all the sex jokes before being empty threats

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[mmmarui]

It's called poly and it's a thing. Congrats at figuring that one out on your own I guess but uhh wow.

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[chickens]

marui I need help not congratulations

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[mmmarui]

About what?? I'm not psychic, I don't just automatically know what part of this is a problem in your mind.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

my low sex drive with now two people to try and eventually do something with? And I don't think they're going to want to be in the same room together

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[mmmarui]

First off, you're a mess. I absolutely need you to know that.

Second, I don't know? I guess there's supplements and drugs for libido, but it seems pretty sketchy to me and you'd be waiting three months to get them out here anyway. Maybe you can just get used to the idea that you might not be into it when they are and suck them off or something.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Yes I'm very well aware. It's nothing new. Like how does one accidentally get two people in love?? it's very weird?

... Okay. Kippei did that to me and it was quite good. How would you suggest practising this? Like just, go in and ask them if I can practice on them? What if I'm terrible? Shoul I 3D print a dick and practice on that?

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[mmmarui]

It's normal and it happens all the time, but it's still a mess.

Honestly unless you're choking and gagging, do the first one. The idea of you sucking a 3D printed dildo alone in your bedroom is too sad even to be funny.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

I think I'm very lucky, Marui.

Okay. ... I don't even know who to ask. Start with the smaller one I assume?