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[mmmarui]

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I think I'm feeling homesick.

Or maybe it's just the head trauma. Who knows.

Comments

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Yes I'm very well aware. It's nothing new. Like how does one accidentally get two people in love?? it's very weird?

... Okay. Kippei did that to me and it was quite good. How would you suggest practising this? Like just, go in and ask them if I can practice on them? What if I'm terrible? Shoul I 3D print a dick and practice on that?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

It's normal and it happens all the time, but it's still a mess.

Honestly unless you're choking and gagging, do the first one. The idea of you sucking a 3D printed dildo alone in your bedroom is too sad even to be funny.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

I think I'm very lucky, Marui.

Okay. ... I don't even know who to ask. Start with the smaller one I assume?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Considering everything else? Yeah. You are.

Nah, start with the more jealous one.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Everything else??? Like what 'everything else'?

... I don't... know who's more jealous.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Like the way you are as a human being.

Welp. Good luck.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Me being a disaster human being?

... I mean. They get jealous of each other, but about really weird things that i think are kind of stupid? And not even real anyway.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Yep, that.

Give me an example and I'll tell you if it's stupid or not.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Kippei gets jealous because he thinks Akutsu knows more about me than he does. Which is not true, they just know different things about me.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

He's jealous of the perceived intimacy you share with Akutsu because you've trusted Akutsu with that stuff and not him. Next example.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

jin gets jealous of tachibana being a perfect human being which is stupid

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

That means Akutsu thinks he's not good enough.

...whiiiiich is probably something you shouldn't have told me.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... why is it an issue that I told you?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Because he probably doesn't want random people knowing about his self-worth issues?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

oh, I thought they were pretty obvious anyway

I mean, for the record I was very mildly jealous of you for a bit, it's not big deal

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Uh, no. He kinda tries to hide them.

I'm not the only one Akutsu sleeps with.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... does he? Wow.

It's not about the sex, I really don't care who he sleeps with.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Yeah. So keep it to yourself, probably. Because obviously he trusts you.

...then what?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Fair enough. ... Sorry, still comprehending the idea that he'd trust me ha ha ha.

Whoops, that's a secret.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Don't trash talk yourself too hard.

What else has he done then. Let me sleep in his bed?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Oh I haven't even started?

Wow. Really? What a gift! I hope you didn't choke on the cigarette smell.

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

You're not supposed to brag about that.

He doesn't let his other hookups do it.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Oops, I have a shatteringly low sense of self worth.

Are you trying to make me jealous, Marui?

Re: Screened

[mmmarui]

Just trying to figure out your secrets, that's all.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

May I ask, when you slept in his bed, where was he?