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... we have a thing

An exclusive thing? Because that's the only way I can see you worrying about if he'd getting his rocks off or not.

um. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. But they're talking and I'm stressing.

Oh my god I can't believe they're sharing you

Me either. I was freaking out because holy shit I thought it was going to be the most awkward thing in the world, but then Jin was all "you know we can share right?" and that's a thing??? people do??? I don't know. But now I'm worrying about him getting pent up and the fact that he doesn't sleep with virgins???? But he did say he'd make an exception for me but I don't know if he was serious or just trying to keep me on guard because I'd called him out for all the sex jokes before being empty threats

It's called poly and it's a thing. Congrats at figuring that one out on your own I guess but uhh wow.

marui I need help not congratulations

About what?? I'm not psychic, I don't just automatically know what part of this is a problem in your mind.

my low sex drive with now two people to try and eventually do something with? And I don't think they're going to want to be in the same room together

First off, you're a mess. I absolutely need you to know that.

Second, I don't know? I guess there's supplements and drugs for libido, but it seems pretty sketchy to me and you'd be waiting three months to get them out here anyway. Maybe you can just get used to the idea that you might not be into it when they are and suck them off or something.

Yes I'm very well aware. It's nothing new. Like how does one accidentally get two people in love?? it's very weird?

... Okay. Kippei did that to me and it was quite good. How would you suggest practising this? Like just, go in and ask them if I can practice on them? What if I'm terrible? Shoul I 3D print a dick and practice on that?

It's normal and it happens all the time, but it's still a mess.

Honestly unless you're choking and gagging, do the first one. The idea of you sucking a 3D printed dildo alone in your bedroom is too sad even to be funny.

I think I'm very lucky, Marui.

Okay. ... I don't even know who to ask. Start with the smaller one I assume?

Considering everything else? Yeah. You are.

Nah, start with the more jealous one.

Everything else??? Like what 'everything else'?

... I don't... know who's more jealous.

Like the way you are as a human being.

Welp. Good luck.

Me being a disaster human being?

... I mean. They get jealous of each other, but about really weird things that i think are kind of stupid? And not even real anyway.

Yep, that.

Give me an example and I'll tell you if it's stupid or not.

Kippei gets jealous because he thinks Akutsu knows more about me than he does. Which is not true, they just know different things about me.

He's jealous of the perceived intimacy you share with Akutsu because you've trusted Akutsu with that stuff and not him. Next example.

jin gets jealous of tachibana being a perfect human being which is stupid

That means Akutsu thinks he's not good enough.

...whiiiiich is probably something you shouldn't have told me.

... why is it an issue that I told you?

Because he probably doesn't want random people knowing about his self-worth issues?

oh, I thought they were pretty obvious anyway

I mean, for the record I was very mildly jealous of you for a bit, it's not big deal

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