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[mmmarui]

Last weekend of freedom, here we go 😔✌️

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[mmmarui]

Yep. Couldn't convince you to sell me a chicken, could I?

[chickens]

Out of my control, unfortunately. I'm not volunteering in agriculture currently.

[mmmarui]

And how mad would you be if I asked Yukimura for one?

[chickens]

There's still time for me to sabotage equipment / not respond to cries for help

[mmmarui]

Fine, fine. No chicken. Tezuka wasn't lying about you being protective of them.

[chickens]

Maybe if I could trust the fuckwit currently in there to not wreck everything, I wouldn't care for one chicken.

Alas.

[mmmarui]

Yeahhh the thing about killing all of them sounded delicious but short-sighted. Not my business though.

[chickens]

Just focus on getting through the next two weeks alive. And then you can worry about chickens.

I can sneak you some eggs if that helps.

[mmmarui]

But I wanted to eat one before I go. Eggs just aren't the same.

[chickens]

Ask Tachibana, see if he has some chicken?

[mmmarui]

I guess that's my only option... sigh.

[chickens]

Okay fine I'll get you a chicken.

What do I get in return?

[mmmarui]

Normally I'd offer you anything you want me to cook you, but since you barely look like you eat anyway I've got some extra recording equipment you might have fun with.

[chickens]

I eat a heathy home cooked meal every day tyvm

You okay killing the chicken yourself?

[mmmarui]

Uh, no??????

[chickens]

oh okay.

I want access to your recording equipment while you're away, you need to post a 20 minute workout video with Tooyama onto your youtube channel showing your suffering, and you need to buy me a new shirt and pants to replace the ones I'm going to wreck with chicken blood.

Deal?

[mmmarui]

Didn't realize that me suffering was such a big bargaining chip, but yeah, okay. Deal.

[chickens]

Alternatively, you can make a video of killing the chicken with me.

[mmmarui]

Yeah, no thanks. That's gonna be a hard pass from me.

[chickens]

You know, some people have a mindset that unless you're willing to kill the animal yourself and acknowledge that it was a living thing, then you shouldn't have the right to eat it. Somethign something respecting food.

You should at least watch.

[mmmarui]

Good for them, but I'm not one of those people. I'll respect the chicken by using all of it, not by watching it die.

[chickens]

you don't want to know what it feels like to take the life of another living things?

[mmmarui]

No. I don't.